The best #selfie ever!
Is there such a thing as a best selfie?
Is this an oxymoron? Can there be a best selfie? I’m not sure, but if so I think I have a candidate:
A few weeks ago I got a text from my wife that was apparently Luke’s first selfie! I would blame it as a fluke, but when you look at the framing and lighting, it can only be seen as deliberate.
At first I thought that this photo was a great opportunity to ask the greatest philosophical question of the time: has this generation evolved to have an inherent gift of the selfie?
But then I realized something slightly more ominous: since this was clearly deliberate, then the message “Mm Pp” must also mean something! Is it a warning? Is it a secret baby code? Is it the key to fame and riches? Is it some part of an illuminati quest?
The key to the puzzle?
Unfortunately, as of yet, I have been unable to decode this message. I’ve tried to search everywhere for answers: in my sleep, at the bottom of a Monster can, at a BBQ smokehouse for lunch the other day. I have even tried to look for answers by binge watching the most recent seasons of the Flash and 30 Rock. But nothing!
So, finally, I tried to go back to the source.
I gave Luke my phone and left him to his own for a little bit. The result:
- I now have a sticky power button that sticks and causes my phone to turn on and off at random.
- I saw him doing this:
Anyone know what it means? Or do I need to get Nicholas Cage to decipher it for us?